Social NFL Mock Draft - #19 Arizona Cardinals

This is basically what Alabama is doing to the rest of the nation in terms of recruiting.  No we're not shitting on your parade, we're pooping excellence on our way to becoming champions.  On top of people---notice the legs sticking out.  If you want a lovely tale of just how shit is involved in our every day lives, I'd like you to watch a very special video clip.  It explains it all:

If anybody asks you what funny is, just direct them to that clip.  My god, everything's on point.  The accent in the background song, the childhood fairy tale, the cleansing of his spirit in the end...ahhh.  Refreshing.

I hereby grant the Arizona Cardinals Derrick Harvey, DE from Florida.

So I'm supposed to talk about the Super Bowl now, huh?  Eff that.  It's Saturday night and I have plans.  Yes sir, I'm going to start the hard level on Rock Band, if you must know.  And, um, lots of playboy bunnies are coming over and we're all going to have all-night orgies and whatever else you kids like to hear.  Booze, cocaine, blah blah.

I will declare this---Aaron Ross, my choice for best defensive back in last year's draft, will make a big play in the game tomorrow.  I'm not sure if it's game-winning big, but he'll have an impact.  I'm not saying he'll play perfect, as rookies are prone to making mistakes, but the kid has a bright future.  Other than that, I'm really not all that hyped up about this game.  I'll have a few Sammy Adams and try to enjoy it, considering it's the last football game in for-phucking-ever, and I'll try to get back on here and give you my two cents.

For the record, Bama just signed Alonzo Lawrence, the #2 DB in the nation according to rivals.com.  I have a joke to go along with this, but like I always say, I love my Bama brothers and I'll only bash them if they don't show me something on the field.  Considering he stuck to Julio Jones and DeAndre Brown like El Matteo sticks to crazy women (just kiiiiidding girl who reads this!), then I probably won't have anything bad to write about next year.  The quarterback position, on the other hand, should give me loads of material.  I could make another joke there, but I'll be nice.  Enjoy the big game tomorrow, my good friends.  'Til then.

Comments

[pokey]

awesome clip from one of the best movies ever. Sad to say that i've been there. i'm taking the Giants tomorrow with all the damn points being thrown around. Roll Tide bitches!!!!

[El Matteo]

Don't apologize to that crazy bitch.