Well La Dee FREAKIN DA!

So over the 2 1/2 mock drafts the Joker Report compiled when college football slowed to a halt, we failed to even get the first damn pick correct in any of them.  But it's a solid pick, and I suppose that's because the Big (Dolphin-safe) Tuna is making the decisions now.  Jake Long has SIGNED with the Miami Dolphins.

Okay, so I'm batting .000, I'm 0-1 at the stripe, what have you.  Everybody else probably is, too.  And they've gone through the trouble of updating their drafts over the last couple of months, whereas I have worked in the real world, made some money, and "hitherto" spent said money by bowling scores like 219 between my legs.  Cuz that's how I roll, literally.  I may have gotten laid in there somewhere, too.  Possibly.

Ahhh, it's good to be back writing again.  Tune in to the draft this weekend, kids.  I'll have a writeup or two, complete with strong opinions and possibly a flavor word or twenty.