They Low Down, They Dirty, They Some Snitches

This dude can hang out at my house whenever he pleases.

In somewhat relatable news, Jimmy Johns has given us an almost insurmountable lead in the Fulmer's Cup standings.

Also, Coach Saban is verbally abusing the media for making out perceived depth charts, citing that it messes with young players' heads and throws potential problems in the mix.  He's very protective of his players...that's a good thing.  I guess we'll see a proper depth chart when he damn well feels like it.

And I believe Bama's first fall scrimmage is this Saturday, August 6th.  Let's hope no injuries occur that day, or this entire preseason for that matter.  Same goes to our competition; no good comes of wishing ill will to people, unless it's the aforementioned tub of lard residing in Alabama's northern neighbor. I hope he gets jelly filling all over his dress shirt today.  YEAH, I SAID IT.