Week Se7en Picks

Not sure if I've introduced my readers to Lauren London or not, but let me be the first to say if you're against a little dip in the chocolate, you're an idiot.  Do yourself a favor and watch ATL, that was enough for me.  Plus the soundtrack is sick if you have a good setup going with your flatscreen.  I apologize if the only guy wanting to do this has a 20 year old black and white set with rabbit ears.  "My bad".

Okay boys and girls, I'll preface this by saying I didn't have a good feeling before I even looked at the games, so if you're following my picks intently, I tell you again to do it of your own accord, cuz my bringing lawyers into the equation only takes more of your money, and I'll eventually take your wife, and you don't want that.  Well, I may not want that, depending on who we're talking about.  Either way, they don't love me...they just love my Jokerstyle.

But hey, maybe this bad feeling will lead to a lot of green by Sunday, who knows.  I haven't done too shabby so far (up 130%):

Kates through Week 6:

5 Beckinsales - 5-3
4 Beckinsales - 9-5
3 Beckinsales - 6-5
 2 Beckinsales - 7-8
1 Beckinsales - 4-6

Joker/Walter Challenge as of Week 6:

Joker - 13-7
Walter - 11-9

And now for the really really good or bad picks of Week Seven (challenge picks in blue):

***1 Beckinsale***  Iowa -5.5 INDIANA - As I said last week, Indiana is back to being Indiana again.  That's right, irrelevant.  Something a close rival of ours is quickly approaching as well, but I digress.  Different subject for a different day.  Start spreading the news...
WIN

***1 Beck***  KENTUCKY -even- South Carolina - This game could go either way, but I called the Cocks winning last week as an underdog, and now they'll lose this week when everyone wants to bet on them again.  Plus if Kentucky feels like it, they can ball.  With the refs' help, of course.
LOSS

***2 Kates***  Temple +8 CENTRAL MICHIGAN - I know CMU has Dan LeWhatever, but Temple is quietly becoming decent.  Well, decent in the sense that they're not everyone's punching bag anymore.  Syracuse has taken that job.
LOSS

***2 K-Becks*** OREGON -17.5 Ucla - I know it's a big line for an interconference game, but UCLA blows ass and Oregon is pissed about getting blown out (which I called but never published, a-thank you).  Oregon is a really good team, the oddsmakers weren't really sure where to go with this line, so take advantage.  In Autzen stadium, UCLA won't know right from left.
LOSS

***2 Beckinsales***  BALL STATE -16 Western Kentucky - The Cardinals are good.  The Hilltoppers are not.  Think that'll do.
WIN

***3 Becks***  Utah -23 WYOMING - Utah seems to be the forgotten good team in the Mountain West, so they're just gonna quietly go about their business on Wyoming's ass like they've done to everyone else.  The sketchy part here is that the Utes let people score, but can the Cowboys do enough to break the spread?  I'm saying no.
WIN

***3 Kates***  CINCINNATI -7.5 Rutgers - I really like betting on Cincy.  They just give me a good feeling.  Rutgers, on the other hand, has fallen into the toilet and they're crying for someone to help them out.  It won't be this season.  Go Bearcats.  And go Mike Mickens.
LOSS - Yep.  "Feel" bad picks and you'll make bad picks.

***4 Kate Beckinsales***  OKLAHOMA -6 (bought point) Texas - I picked OU and UF to hit the championship this year.  While technically the Gators are still in it, I think the Sooners roll over everyone in their way, including Colt "I like to run now!" McCoy.  Watch Colt's passing percentage drop like the stock exchange while Boomer Sooner shows them what men look like.
LOSS - Ain't sweating this one.  OU had it in the bag, but anything and everything happened in this game and it was fun to watch, at least.

***4 Beckinsales***  BYU -23 New Mexico - I'm riding the Mormons until they fail me.  In 2008, always bet on Joseph Smith, know what I'm sayin?  Besides, they helped coin my angry phrase---"Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints, would you learn how to throw the ball?!?!"  A cookie to whoever knows who I'm talking about.
LOSS

***4 Kate Beckinsales***  Kansas State -3 TEXAS A&M - This one confuses me, but I'm shoving the fear out of my mind and putting heavy green on the Wildcats.  The Aggies SUCK this year.  Mike Sherman was average in Green Bay, and all he's gonna be is average at College Station.  Right now, he's below average, and I want to take advantage of that.  K State gives up a ton of yards, but I feel like this is their game to get back on track.
WIN

***5 Beckers***  GEORGIA -12 Tennessee - Look.  Fulmer is slowly losing his job, Eric Berry is slowly losing his mind being the only guy that shows up, the Dawgs are mad at Alabama, they've had two weeks to prepare, they finally realize the color of jerseys doesn't fucking matter, and Crompton will have no idea how to handle their defense.  I don't see how the Vols handle a mad, fast, vengeful Bulldog team, at home, that still wants a piece of the MNC.  Risky 5 star game, but hey...THATS HOW I ROLL.
PUSH - Challenge rules dictate that pushes are indeed wins, although unfortunately sportsbook does not feel the same way.