Seen that commercial for the WWE video game? If you're like me, you yawn until the very end when some ridiculously hot girl is next to Triple-H. Well, I did my research, JUST FOR YOU GUYS, and her name is Kelly Kelly. I'll ignore how stupid that is cuz she's hot. Cite this as one example you can tell your ugly daughter why her pretty best friend got the good job and she didn't. Oh, and since your boss just saw you tilt your head to the left, he knows you're not cold calling your list of 50 people. Shh, here he comes.
Anybody watch Monday Night Football? When it rains, it pours. First time in a long time I saw my boy Woodson get burned, straight up, no apologies. On the flip side Jason David has two picks? That's what folks at You Can't Do That on Television call "Opposite Day". HELL YES I just gave a shout out to old school Nickelodeon. Hell, they practically raised me. Was it them or Cartoon Network that aired Bananaman back in the day? British comedy FTMFW. If you don't know what that means, go get a rivals.com subscription and get back to me.
I'm trying my very best not to comment on the Alabama situation, the Iron Bowl, or the SEC Championship Game. Why? Whatever for, person who has made an entire website, bought thousands of dollars of merchandise from said school, and has lost half his hair because of all the stress? Cuz I don't want to fuck up the mojo, that's why. Excuse my language. That said, 'nuff said.
Besides, I'm too busy owning souls with my own team on Goal Line Blitz. Do you like football? Yes. Do you want to create and control your own players? Of course you do. Do you want to be a part of a grown man's World of Warcraft? Absolutely. Sign up, you'll be hooked like that skinny crackhead who always hits on your girlfriend. Ha---skinny crackhead. Bit redundant.
Now, on to the miserable last weekend I had. No babes, no 5 star picks, got pwned by a 1/2 point, Bama had an off weekend...just lousy. Although watching LSU lose and Notre Dame crumble before my eyes was hilarious. This weekend I shall make up for it in a big way.
Picks aren't in yet though, so you'll have to be patient. Until then, enjoy some more Kelly Kelly. Apparently she likes pink. Witty comment withheld.
Figured I'd keep the pictures up there. I've looked a couple times, so I'm assuming some of my readers have as well. Now, the updates:
Kates through Week 13
5 Beckinsales - 10-8-1
4 Beckinsales - 21-11
3 Beckinsales - 13-20-1
2 Beckinsales - 19-20
1 Beckinsales - 11-13
Joker/Walter Challenge as of Week 13:
Joker - 31-22-2
Walter - 32-23
This week I'm taking a bunch of visitors to cover. It's basically the continuation of Rivalry Week from last Saturday, and the home team gets too much credit in my opinion. We shall see how this comes to fruition:
1 Beckinsale - Central Michigan -10 EASTERN MICHIGAN - LOSS
- Syracuse +22 UCONN - WIN - HOLY SHIT I won one!!
2 Beckinsales - Miami -1.5 NC STATE - LOSS
- Fresno State +21 BOISE STATE - LOSS
- Nevada -5 LA TECH - LOSS (1 point...sigh)
- Florida State +16.5 FLORIDA - LOSS
3 Beckinsales - Georgia Tech +8 GEORGIA - WIN - Does it matter what I won anymore?
- Auburn +14 ALABAMA - - LOSS - This is the lone loss that doesn't bother me
- Notre Dame +32 USC - LOSS - I did all this on purpose.
4 Beckinsales - Louisiana State -4.5 ARKANSAS - LOSS - (commit enough penalties there, LSU?)
- Oklahoma -7 OKLAHOMA STATE - WIN - Agh, thank God.
5 Beckinsales - BUFFALO -9.5 Kent State - LOSS - (can I blame Friday's losses on the tryptophan?)
- Arkansas State -20 NORTH TEXAS LOSS - It's a running joke now.
Enjoy your Thanksgiving, everyone. And remember, cuz you KNOW it will happen, just grab a beer and go watch football in the other room when that bitch starts yappin'. Otherwise you'll be in handcuffs and the family will remember it forever.
One last picture of Bama's biggest pimp and his usual Tuesday night date(s).
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