So...Who Missed Me?!

What's up, kids?  I thought for sure I'd be done with this site after last season.  Not because Utah blasted us; and not because that TT guy down in Florida won another championship; but because it takes a lot of effort to run a website, post relatable content, stay up to date, run a real life business on top of this, and realize I'm not getting paid a damn dime for any of my hustle---kinda like the hooker with the lazy eye and limp.

But for those of you who know me, you know I can only ignore football for so long, and I can only keep my mouth shut for so long.  The easiest way to purge my opinion to a group of fellow football fans is to go ahead and keep this blog rolling...and even if you don't like what I have to say, I know for a fact you like the scenery I provide, so it's a win-win situation for both of us, hombre.

So I also started thinking...which girl should represent this site?  Should Kate Beckinsale still carry the Joker Flag?  It's 2009 after all, and she has dominated this decade as Tawny Kitaen did in my 80s and Aaliyah did for my 90s.  So who's the 2010+ woman, and should she start now?  And no, it won't be Megan Fox, so don't even think it.

Last time I thought about it, my Top 5 was Becks, Sophia Bush, Lauren London, Mila Kunis, and Lauren Conrad.  Yes, LC...I don't know why you fucktards think Audrina Patridge is hot.  Oh yes I do, the size of her mammaries finally rivals the size of her teeth.

I also like Rachel McAdams, Sienna Miller, Julie Bowen, Elisha Cuthbert...and Stacy Keibler and Julianne Hough get nods just for their legs.  A difficult decision to say the least, although I just now remembered someone across the pond who I haven't mentioned yet...and she may be declared the victor.

What else, what else....oh yeah, FOOTBALL.  I'll have my thoughts on what Bama's fall practices will hopefully shape out to be, and my buddy Clay will have his thoughts on Auburn football as well---assuming there is anyone out there reading this who gives a shit.  Ohhhh snappage, the trash talk begins.

Stay tuned, my friends.  September 5th will be here before you know it.