Saw this last week. Don't really pay attention to the last segments of talk shows, but for some reason his shirt caught my eye, then he started yelling Roll Tide, then I put the pieces together and realized he's the new rapper from Birmingham all those youngsters are talking about. Gotta admit, it got me pretty hype. Enjoy before Coco takes it down like the last one I had posted.
I'll add more to this article later, so until then, enjoy two more videos that kick ass, with songs I've never heard of but now like. And dammit, CLICK THESE WORDS RIGHT HERE to sign up for the Bowl Challenge. I'm constantly amazed at how many times I have to explain to people what it is, where to click, how to do this and that...are y'all ALL like my employees? I mean shit. The latest one is 22, so you'd think he'd have some knowledge of the world, correct? WRONG. Has no idea where big MAIN streets in the city he lives in are, we've been working together for months and he still needs directions to a property we've worked on at least 10 times, and the cappa:
Me - (points to radio, which says "Van Halen - Poundcake") Who sings this?
Derp - Van Halen.
Me - (smh) No dude, what's the name of the singer?
Derp - Eddie Van Halen? I don't know. Why should I know Van Halen's singer?
Me - *gasp* Are you shitting me? They've had three, and this one isn't even the best. Okay, what singers do you know then?
Derp - I know Staind's lead singer...
Me - Holy shit, just go work.
Look at you, you've gotten me all up in a tizzy. Just follow that link and sign up. Thankfully we're starting to get the first crowd of slackers in, so we're around 34 members now. Still have a ways to go, so tell your friends and link it on facebook - it's free and it's easy, just like college girls, so you might as well.
Oh right, the two videos.
PICK EM - I tried to put it off as long as I could, but it's time to declare the 2011 winner of the Joker/Walter and Everybody Else Challenge. Hey, don't blame me cuz you haven't thought of a working title for the group yet. Final numbers please...
Blanket: 38-30-2, +24 units (2cm, 3 units)
Chicago Kid: 37-27-1, +29 units (5cm, 13 units)
Sebastian: 37-32-1, +21 units (5cm, 20 units)
Walter: 36-32-2, -6 units (2cm, 5 units)
Joker: 29-39-2, -50 units (6cm, 21 units)
AUdacious: 16-9, +19 units
My God, could I have done worse if I tried? I blame women for confusing my brain, and I'm sticking to it. Even if I included my close misses as wins, my shit line would be 34-33-2 and STILL down 29 units. Fuck me sideways, let's just move on to the Bowl Pick Em (see what I did there?).
Before that, let's give props go to The Blanket Always Covers for living up to his name, as he's the overall group winner. I think that's two seasons in a row as the W/L winner. Also props to CK for winning the units won, although he did miss a week of picking because he thinks he's better than us, so consolation prize shmonsolation prize. Might as well give props to Sebastian and Walter, too, for being damn close to winning. The only loser here is me. We've know that for a while, Joker. Shut. Your. Whore mouth. At least I didn't wager a red cent this season - at 34, you start to realize your shit luck ain't worth spending money on. Unless it's women, and then as men we're pretty muched fucked before we start...but we know that.
FUNNY + SKYRIM?! -
BOWLS - For those that didn't get the hint above, you have until THIS Saturday to sign up for the Bowl Mania Challenge (third time) we do each year on ESPN. That's six days from my writing this. That's ample time. Cut out the excuses, even if it's a good one like "Can't. Playing Skyrim." I assure you I'll be better at picking these games than I was picking regular season games; scratch that, I'm not sure of shit. I could probably pick "all winners" and get maybe five correct. Bottom line, my work is cut out for me to even be close to defend my title. For now, let's do Top 25/Bottom 25 stats for each bowl thru Wednesday; that's a fair way to quickly research things we may not have known about, and a great way to avoid my picking losers:
New Mexico Bowl - Temple vs Wyoming - Temple - #3 scoring defense, #4 kickoff returns, #7 rushing offense, #13 net punting, #15 total defense, #17 sacks, #19 pass defense, #21 pass efficiency defense, #23 punt returns, #24 turnover margin (goddamn that's a lot of good stats, MAC conference notwithstanding)...#117 pass offense. Wyoming - #4 turnover margin, #11 sacks allowed, #13 punt returns...#98 total defense, #109 tackles for loss, #115 rushing defense.
Idaho Potato Bowl - Ohio vs Utah State - Ohio - #21 total offense, #23 pass efficiency, #24 rushing offense...no stat #95 or worse. Utah State - #6 rushing offense, #16 passing eficiency, #20 total offense, #21 scoring offense...#95 total offense, #100 turnover margin.
New Orleans Bowl - San Diego State vs LA Lafayette - SDSU - #10 sacks allowed, #11 turnover margin, #20 net punting...#96 kickoff returns, #100 kickoff returns. LALAF - #23 tackles for loss...#104 kickoff returns.
Beef O'Brady's Bowl - Fla International vs Marshall - FIU - #1 punt returns, #6 kickoff returns, #11 pass efficiency defense, #14 sacks, #16 scoring defense, #17 sacks allowed, #23 rushing defense...#100 net punting. Marshall - #3 tackles for loss...#98 scoring offense, #100 pass defense, #101 total offense.
Poinsettia Bowl - TCU vs La Tech - Bought two really pretty poinsettias for one really pretty girl last week. Haven't seen her since. True story. TCU - #1 kickoff returns, #6 passing efficiency, #9 scoring offense, #17 sacks allowed, #20 rushing offense...#107 net punting. La Tech - #8 net punting, #11 turnover margin, #17 sacks, #25 rushing offense...#96 pass defense.
Some telling ish in those stats...but stats aren't everything. Oh, and in case you missed it, the link to the College Bowl Pick Em (fourth time) is right here. Ya damn slackers. Either I or Sebastian will be up next, so stay tuned throughout the bowl season...and especially for my thoughts on the big game. 'Til then, my friends.
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