Beating. Bashing. Battering. Breaking. Bruising. Lambasting. Drubbing. Pummeling. Punishing. Slapping. Smacking. Trouncing. Demolishing. Raping. Pounding. Even Musberger said it was a mauling. To be fair to LSU, we'll show their highlights first:
Pretty impressive, I must admit. Complete and utter dominance over what some people were describing as the best team of our era. Amazing what one single game can do to the mindset of so many that were convinced Les Miles was a genius and that LSU was simply unbeatable. You gave Nick Saban a month to prepare for a rematch - with the best statistical defense since 1986 - and yet EVERY STATE IN THE UNION OUTSIDE OF ALABAMA thought the Tigers would win. And I'm surprised the state of Alabama even said so, with all the Aubies here. Speaking of them...
I love some of the Aubies saying "Durrrr you only won 9 Championships, not 14." Ha ha ha, that's rich. Why don't they just say "You only won a million more than we have, not a billion!" But sour grapes are to be expected after bookending their last championship. Maybe we'll do it again when they win one again. Let's hope I live that long.
Oh hey, remember this gem from my last article?
Star emergence. We tend to think we already know both teams and who can do what. Don't think for a second a quiet guy like Nick Gentry won't be a game-changer right before your very eyes. Is that a prediction, Joker? Maybe...
I'm just gonna go ahead and say boom motherfucker on that one. Gentry went beast mode and was disrupting the backfield all night. Note to all CFB coaches - if you want a whitey on the DL, find one with a non-stop motor. Otherwise...yeesh, I'd pass.
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Stay tuned for a lot more shizzle on the game, as this is basically a quick post to say I'm not done just yet. Seems like it happened forever ago, but I had shit to do this week and stuff happens. Oh, and if you're lucky, I'll do a season-ending purge of all the pics and animated gifs that will make you laugh your ass off while somehow staying hard. Yep, I like to confuse my audience. My parting gift for now...
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